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Bedtime

September 30, 2007 · 1 Comment

“Mommy, will you sleep with me all night?”

“I can’t, Alex. Be quiet for a minute— I’m listening to your heartbeat…..okay, now I’m crying.”

“Why?”

“Because I’m remembering the first time I heard it. It’s the most beautiful sound in the world.” 

A few minutes later…

“Mommy?”

“Yes?”

“I farted. Do you smell it?  It’s really stinky. Next time I’m going to make it even louder.”

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